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Theories and Guts

I have a theory.  Well….I have many many theories but I’m only going to tell you about one right now.  My theory is this:

“As soon as a mother says something out loud, the opposite will occur and ruin her life”

My theory has been proven over and over and over.  Everytime someone asks me if Taylor is sleeping through the night and I reply “yes she’s doing great” she reverts back instantly to waking up screaming through the night.  Everytime I say “the kids have been healthy lately”, one of them or usually both of them, get struck by some odd childhood illness. As soon as I praise Olivia for being such a good girl, the horns pop up and she becomes unbearable. 

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