Am I Really The Only Girl?

I over did it. Big time over did it. Super big time …oh you get the point, but it was worth it. The boys had a blast trick o treating. Or shall I say, Liam had a blast and Noah tagged along for the ride. My skunk duo was a big hit. We didn’t see one other skunk, let alone a pair of them. We managed to candy nab from 5:30pm to 8:00pm and I think I will pay for it over the next 2 or so months until this baby is born.

My hips kill. I suffer from SPD or  Symphysis Pubic Dysfunction as well as prior problems with my hips. If you’ll excuse the graphicness, it quite literally feels like i have someone cracking my cervix, as well as someone stabbing me down the backs of my legs. Toss that in with my good ol’ hips that pop out whenever they feel compelled to and I am a wonderful, very slowly hobbling mess of a person. I can best be compared to the living dead when I walk. It’s awful. A trip to the bathroom can take about 10 minutes just to pee.

Why don’t you lay down Kelly, take a load off for a bit, ease some pain. You may find yourself asking me these questions as if I’m somehow going to mentally receive them and go along with your plan. Well dear friends, I would love to, but I fear that if I lay down, I may never get back up. My legs will lock, my cervix will pop, I’ll scream in pain thus terrorizing the young and old alike. I’m better off just sitting here moaning and complaining to a keyboard. Believe me.

If you’ve made it this far, I offer you your choice of any 3 items from the halloween bowl. Lord knows my large arse won’t need it.

I’m serious. How much laundry can one person do before they can claim insanity? I’ve washed all the bedding, winter clothing, baby items, my laundry, alex’s laundry, and I’m still not done. I have this great urge to take the covers off the sofa cusions and give those a scrub down as well. I’ve heard of nestin, but this is pushing it a little to far. Thank goodness for mini blinds, lord know where I would be at this moment if I had curtains instead. 

We had our first “snow” fall last night. By montreal standards it shouldn’t even be considered snow, but beggers can’t be choosers. I’m looking forward to our classic winter storms, preferably not while I’m in labour mind you. Granted the hospital is pratically in walking distance, but I doubt I’ll feel up to that hike in -40, in pain. 

It’s so enjoyable to have Liam understand that a baby is coming this time around. Noah is at that “ya, ok your point is??” stage. He doesn’t really get it.  He’s in for some kinda shock that’s for sure.

I guess an introduction is customary isn’t it?

I’m Kelly, age 24, full time mommy, part time crazy person. I’m engaged to be married to Alex. We’ve been together for going on 8 years now.

My little stinks are Liam Connor who is 4 and Noah Aidan Victor who is 2. You may often hear me refer to them as Gooie (liam) or Hoggy (Noah). Explanations can be given at a later date when I’m having a writers block kind of day.

We’re expecting baby number 3 January 2009. We know the sex, but have chosen to keep it a secret from the world until baby’s arrival. We refer to baby as Burrito generally. (told you i was crazy)

We also have a pug, Bruce. He’s our little devil dog. Always able to crack a smile.

I dabble in photography on the side, hoping to own my own business one day when all the kiddies are in school. For now I do sessions for people upon request.  I think that sums me up, wouldn’t want to spill all the details right off the bat now would I?

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